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Light this soy candle and let dry-wit and cozy warmth settle in. The clean white jar bears a bold, collegiate-style “SARCASM” arch with a small “UNIVERSITY” below — a wink for anyone who lives by clever remarks and late-night humor. Choose from bright apple harvest, smoky Christmas Warmth, tropical Coconut Cream + Cardamom, crisp Clean Cotton, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, and nine more carefully blended scents, or go fragrance-free when you just want the glow. Hand-poured in the USA with a 100% soy wax blend and a cotton wick, the candle burns long (50–60 hours) and sits in a reusable glass vessel that becomes part of your shelf, desk, or bedside scene once the wax is gone. The label is glossy and permanent, the formulation is vegan and non-toxic, and every scent shares the same creamy wax color so your shelf looks consistent. Small, sharp, and made to be noticed—this candle is for people who appreciate humor and atmosphere in equal measure.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours
- Choice of 12 scents (including Unscented) infused with natural essential oils
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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Description
Light this soy candle and let dry-wit and cozy warmth settle in. The clean white jar bears a bold, collegiate-style “SARCASM” arch with a small “UNIVERSITY” below — a wink for anyone who lives by clever remarks and late-night humor. Choose from bright apple harvest, smoky Christmas Warmth, tropical Coconut Cream + Cardamom, crisp Clean Cotton, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, and nine more carefully blended scents, or go fragrance-free when you just want the glow. Hand-poured in the USA with a 100% soy wax blend and a cotton wick, the candle burns long (50–60 hours) and sits in a reusable glass vessel that becomes part of your shelf, desk, or bedside scene once the wax is gone. The label is glossy and permanent, the formulation is vegan and non-toxic, and every scent shares the same creamy wax color so your shelf looks consistent. Small, sharp, and made to be noticed—this candle is for people who appreciate humor and atmosphere in equal measure.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours
- Choice of 12 scents (including Unscented) infused with natural essential oils
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Shipping
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| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
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